let’s play a game called: who the fuck are you i dont remember following you
round 1: what was your old url i don’t fucking know who you are anymore
round 2: you’re not even in any of my fandoms what the hell
no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed
And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit
*my mum calls ur mum*
ur son didnt reblog my sons selfie
like a month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep
read this if ur gay ahahaHAHAHAHA IT’S TOO LATE WELCOME FRIEND
one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.
uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..
do i look like a liar?
college should be $25
I still can’t afford that
OMGF THIS IS PERFECT
my mind cant even comprehend this level of perfect
the oscar, old sport
do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to